Hummer Home Design

During this historically difficult economic period for the United States, many of us are in the midst of creating pinched budgets for ourselves, searching Craigslist for rideshares, and sitting on the couch watching the stocks plummet on CNN while cowering under a blanket.

A few weeks ago I posted a blog about the $750 Billion Bailout Package that had just passed in Congress, (which has not really done much other than frustrate an entire nation of already terrified citizens and swell to more like $815 Billion) and now the debate lies over whether Congress should save The Detroit Three from going into bankruptcy. While so many of us witnessed the lack of success of the previous bailout package, it’s become increasingly difficult to gain sympathy for these large companies and the need save them.

Although many believe that bankruptcy would be a good thing and bring a needed makeover for the American auto giants, a clammy stench of impending doom still lingers in the air, “If Detroit loses that many jobs, it will be a total disaster!” While I disagree with this sentiment, I believe it would be unfair to disregard the possibility of such disaster and not offer some type of help.

Forget losing your home, Detroitians– you don’t need them. Instead, I recommend acquiring a Hummer fresh from the shut-down factory in lieu of money for your severance and transporting everything into your magical, new transporter!

The concept of a moving home is not a new one; after all, RV’s have been a part of America’s legacy for over 40 years. And besides just full-time living, a Hummer can be used for brief leisure activities like vacationing or camping. With all that leg room, arm room, and chest room, your Hummer can go from being your bedroom to a full-on party bus, only now with more dignity.

So fear not my friends. For every home lost, there remain at least four cars looking to take a family under their roofs. We will all get through this tough time, complete with love handles and mushy seats and 393 Horsepower.

“One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty, and One Hummer for all!”